There is a man in the trunk with a tea cozy on his 'ead!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. I am the great Oz and you shall read the post below. Now do as I tell you! Now! if you don't stop reading this I promise I'll stop typing. Still here? Presistant bugger aren't you? Well this is your last chance! be gone but before you leave you must comment on the post below for it is much more interesting than this. This one sortof goes on and on and on and doesnt really end it just sortof keeps going I left out the puctuation so you would pass out if you were reading this aloud ha stupid buggers! Now breathe.